Friday, July 6, 2007

Rockin' Girl Blogger

My good friend Yvonne has chosen ME as one of her five choices for Rockin’ Girl Blogger!! I’m SO flattered. Thanks for all the nice comments, Yvonne. But now that I’ve got a “reputation” I’ll have to work that much harder to keep all you folks entertained!!


Anyway, now I’m supposed to chose five other Rockin’ Girl Bloggers. That’s the hard part because you’re all good in your own special way.

After much consideration – here’s my list:

First of all I’m going to go with Art. I know, I know – he’s not a Girl Blogger you say. But you know what? I LOVE reading his entries, he blogs EVERY day and the stories of what happens “on the job” and around his building complex are so interesting. And I especially love his stories about his life before he settled down and had a family (Zipper). So Art, I hope you’re not offended for being chosen as a Rockin GIRL Blogger – I look at you as just One of the Gang!!

Then there’s Pseudowife, a gal I’ve gotten acquainted with over the last several months. She writes from Australia and I find both the content and the language so enjoyable. Yes, I said language – because there are many times when I’m left having to figure out just what “that” term would mean in American English!! Sometimes I even have to write and ask her and she’s always glad to oblige. Go read her, I’m sure you’ll find her very interesting.

Next is The Crankyone, also known as WarrensMom. She’s a friend of Lovely Daughter’s and a most courageous person who is raising a teenage son by herself. She’s also a very determined and dedicated person having lost one whole person over the last year (weight loss). I admire her tremendously.

And I love reading Ladybug. She formerly blogged from one of the New England states, but currently comes to us from Israel. What an interesting read to find out what goes on over there. Unfortunately she has succumbed to multiple sclerosis, and deals with pain issues and fatigue on a daily basis.

And you HAVE to read Shear-madnez. She owns/operates a small-town beauty salon down South and her writing is a hoot! When she writes about her clients it’s like reading a story from Andy of Mayberry!!

So now it’s up to these fine writers to nominate five more. What a wonderful way for the rest of us to be introduced to new bloggers.

Okay, you five – go have at it. We expect good reports back soon.

Thursday, July 5, 2007

Bitchin' Bertha (AKA Jane)

That's Bitchin' Bertha (aka Jane) above

Let’s see now – to continue the soap opera “The Days of Dick and Jane” or “How Many More Ways can Jane Pout?”

We last left Dick and Jane departing from the gathering in our backyard on Sunday evening. Jane walked right by me and snubbed me, which was just fine because then I didn’t have to deal with her. Dick left and gave me a big hug and whispered in my ear, “We need to talk.”

Dick had Monday off of work and stopped out that afternoon about 3:30. I THINK he wanted to discuss the Jane issue, but was surprised to find Ole in the house at that time of the afternoon. Usually Ole is out in the shop at that time of day. So I offered him a Coke and he stayed for about an hour. Several times I felt he was about to broach the Jane subject, but didn’t quite know how. Maybe I should have taken the “lutefisk by the gills” and brought Jane up, but I didn’t. I thought I’d let him do it in his own time frame, but he didn’t.

From our house he stopped by Bob and Carol’s house (I found this out later). Bob wasn’t home from work yet, but I guess he really dumped on Carol. Maybe that’s what he wanted at our house – just some one-on-one feedback from another female. Maybe he’s too embarrassed to discuss Jane with another guy. Poor Dick. Anyway - - -

Here’s what he told Carol. To give you a bit of background first: Dick and Jane’s daughter married a young man that Jane hates and is quite vocal about her feelings right to his face and in front of Daughter. Daughter graduated from college last spring and is currently doing her internship living in a town about a hundred miles from here. SIL is also working in this same town. Previously, when Daughter was going to school they lived in an apartment about ten miles from Dick and Jane and Daughter and Granddaughter spent A LOT of time at Dick and Jane’s house. Life isn’t as convenient for them now living away from “home”. You know all the NORMAL things that working parents have to deal with. Dick said that Jane is not dealing well at all with Daughter and Granddaughter living so far away. She is doing everything she can to get Daughter to LEAVE SIL and move home with Granddaughter. Dick is trying to get Jane to realize that Daughter is a grown woman now, a wife and a mother and has to lead her own life. DAUGHTER is the one that has to make the decision to stay or to go, but Jane isn’t satisfied with that notion at all. Jane wants Daughter and Granddaughter to move home where she can control ALL ISSUES. Dick told Carol that it has gotten so bad at their house that all Dick and Jane do is fight. She screams at him about everything – not only the Daughter issue, but EVERYTHING in their relationship. Remember when I told you that Jane had confided in me about Dick’s affair with the babysitter 20+ years ago? Apparently THAT’S still an issue and gets thrown in his face frequently at this point.

Dick said he’s just about reached the end of his rope – doesn’t know how much more he can take. Believe me, she does not deserve a man like Dick. And he certainly deserves much better than her.

Well, anyway, that conversation between Dick and Carol took place on Monday afternoon. Yesterday (the 4th), The Circle was invited over to Ted and Alice’s house for a barbecue supper and then over to Bob and Carol’s to watch the neighborhood fireworks from their backyard. Ole and I, and Lovely Daughter and The New Man were the only ones that showed up for supper. Bob and Carol had been invited to their son’s house for afternoon festivities, but they had let Alice know early in the day. Jane didn’t bother to let Alice know they weren’t coming until about 7 o’clock – when the meal was all over. Nice, huh? She also said they wouldn’t be coming over to Bob and Carol’s for fireworks either. Their Daughter had come home with Granddaughter and Jane was going to baby sit while Daughter went out on the town with friends.

Dick stopped over at Bob and Carol’s house about 9:30 and stayed for about a half hour. He seemed to be in a real downer mood, but who can blame him. He also seemed to feel that he had to make excuses for Jane – what for I don’t know because everybody KNOWS what she’s like. But Dick is the only one who can help himself. We can all BE there for him when/if he needs us. I KNOW none of us will be there for Jane.

Monday, July 2, 2007

Garden Tour 2007

Second entry of the day. If you want to read the REAL JUICE go back one.





Ya, Isn't It Time to Grow Up Then?

How do you tell someone who is 47 years old that it’s really time they grow up? How do you tell someone who is 47 years old not to come to your house and pout and try to bring everyone else down with you?

What an eventful day yesterday was. And I guess as long as I am associated with Jane in any way, shape or form I’ll be having those kinds of days. But yesterday I didn’t get upset; I just let it all happen. So that’s a major accomplishment for me.

As I told you previously, Dick and Jane had gone to visit their daughter for the weekend. On the way home Dick’s car crapped out on him about 20 miles from here; this was about six o’clock or so. He called, got me on the phone and explained the situation and I told him that Ole would be right there to help him out with a set of jumper cables and a towrope. Ole and The New Man hopped in the truck and took off, managed to get Dick’s car started and followed him home “just in case.”

They told me later after they arrived back home that Jane was sitting in the car all poker faced and crabby looking, kind of slumped in the seat and looking really angry. Well, gee, poor Dick must have made that car stop on purpose just to piss Jane off, don’t cha’ think?

Anyway, last night was the night that we had invited everyone over for fire in the fire pit and “whores ovaries” on the deck (snicker – did I catch ya’ there?) Okay – clean up my act here – hors d’oeuvres. People started coming about eight. Dick and Jane were the second couple to arrive, although it took them about fifteen minutes once they got out of the car to get up to the house. They were having quite a “discussion” out by their car, and finally Dick just walked away and came out onto the deck. Jane spent the next fifteen minutes on the phone standing by her car and finally made her entrance in the backyard. She was wearing her “poor me” face, and took a seat on the far side of the fire pit. She spent the entire evening in virtual silence only speaking to a select few people only when she was spoken too, and then in a very sour grapes voice. I guess everyone was supposed to feel sorry for her for whatever reason, or beg her to know what’s wrong.

You know how THAT conversation goes: “What’s wrong?” “Oh, nothing.” “Well, there must be something wrong, aren’t you feeling well?” “I’m fine.” “Are you sure there’s nothing wrong?” “I’m FINE.” But meanwhile the face has the crabbiest expression one could ask for and the general attitude is really pissy.

It got to the point where no one went out of their way to try to speak to her so she sat the remainder of the evening by herself. Meanwhile Dick, the sweetheart that he is, socialized with everyone and made himself at home. When they left she walked by me and didn’t say boo. Usually you at least wish the hostess good night and thank them, but all I got was a cold shoulder, which was fine with me because then I didn’t have to deal with her. Dick gave me a big hug, and I told him I was really glad they came. He said he appreciated the fact that I had invited them and then whispered in my ear that we need to talk. I told him I thought so too, and whenever he was ready to let me know. I feel SO SORRY for him. I know he’s not a happy camper in that relationship, but yet he’s the only one who can help himself.

I think the woman is sick – she needs professional help of some kind and probably some medication to get through this. I know I should be compassionate, and I’ve tried that in the past. All it’s done is increased her aggressive behavior toward me and I’m tired of Lovely Daughter and I being her target.

Anyway, whatever trick she was trying last night didn’t work. No one felt sorry for her, no one even asked her what was wrong, mostly she was ignored. She got what she deserved.

Anyway, I think everyone else really enjoyed themselves – at least they seemed to. There were sixteen people here and lots of good snacks. One of the gals brought the most delicious Hawaiian cheese ball – I didn’t get the recipe – yet – but I’m going to. It was a cream cheese base with pineapple and some other stuff in it. It was such a nice change from the usual salsa/picante type of thing. I like that too, but this was a nice change.

The Cheese Ball Lady is the most wonderful person. I’ve gotten to know her through Bob and Carol. She was born in Turkey. Her father arranged her marriage – she was promised to this doctor who was 25 years older than her. Yes, they still do that in those Middle Eastern countries. Anyway, I guess the guy beat her regularly, she had three daughters with him, and then he moved the family to Florida. She and her daughters have all become American citizens. She divorced the beater, and I guess he died several years ago. Her daughters have all married and have children, and all three of them are highly contributing members to society. One is a doctor in Manhattan, one is a doctor in Los Angeles and the third is a teacher at some big college on the East Coast.

She’s SO interesting to talk to – has quite the stories to tell. We visited with her about her feelings on citizenship and illegal aliens last night. She’s extremely vocal about those issues and is very opinionated about the illegal alien bill that is being discussed at this point. I wish that the United States had more folks that had the strong supportive feelings that she has. Then we wouldn’t be where we are today. Enough on politics.

Well, Folks, that’s all for today. Stay tuned for the continuing Saga of “See Jane Pout.”

Love you guys,

Lena