Wednesday, February 27, 2008

As the World Turns (On and On)

First t'ings first - der's another entry over at the Smelly Lutefisk factory. I no longer post on Diaryland, so if you're going over there to look for it, it's not there - ha, ha! If you want to read it, or haven't kept the info from last time, please email me at LenaSwenson@gmail.com and I'll give you the secret location!!

My, my, my (waves white dish towel like a fan to cool off) things have been busy at the Ole and Lena household. Saturday afternoon we went to the local Home and Garden Show sponsored by the local builder's association. It's a great place to get ideas for remodeling and such. Ole says it's a great place to get ideas on how to spend his money! But MY money's in HIS pocket so I just tell him I'm spending MY money (snicker). It always takes a long time to get through a show like that and see everything because Ole has this gift of gab, you see. Because of the business that he was in for 30 years he knows EVERYBODY and stops to chat for hours on end. It's always an ego booster for him because everyone he runs into from the industry tells him how much he is missed. It's good for him to be able to "pop his buttons" every once in awhile.

We ran into friends (2 couples) so we decided to all meet for dinner that night. We arranged to meet them out at the Golden Corral - a new to our area restaurant. The food was delicious, but we'll probably never go there again. I guess some of their expertise is how to pack folks in like sardines. You could hardly move in that restaurant, and the way we were seated we felt like we were sitting on top of the next table infringing on their conversation!! Someone should tell the Golden Corral that packing folks in like that doesn't leave much room for the belt expansion that you need when you try to get your money's worth at a buffet.

The next morning (Sunday) our church was serving their annual ham dinner (mmm - it's so good). I sold tickets and Ole helped in the kitchen slicing ham. We were there early enough to help with some of the preparation and stayed to help clean up - so we were both ready to check our eyelids for leaks when we got home. Mine didn't leak for over two hours!! So Sunday night was a good night to stay home - guess what we had for supper - ham sandwiches!!

Monday night, of course, was burger night at the Local Watering Hole. It was just Bob and Ole and I. Carol was picking up a friend (May) at the airport, and Jane was far too busy at the City Office to come over (whew - a peaceful night). Dick & Jane, along with Ted & Alice are leaving for Las Vegas tonight. They'll be gone until next Monday - HURRAH! (I'm so nasty.)

Last night we were invited to a going away supper for May. Remember - I've told you about May before. She is from Turkey, where her parents arranged her marriage when she was 15 to a doctor that was 20+ years older than her. She's been visiting her daughter and grand daughter out in NYC for the last several months and has decided to move out there. We'll miss her a lot - she's such a joy. So anyway, last night we all got together at Bennigans to wish her the best. And of course Dick and Jane were there and Jane was in her usual Big Mouth form. I'm not even going to go into details because they just don't matter anymore - but she was doing her usual loud-voiced arguing with everyone about everything. She's so embarrassing. And as usual she chewed with her mouth open and talked with her mouth full - enough to make one gag. This time food even fell out of her mouth at one point!! My new policy when I'm around Jane is to just keep my mouth shut, be quiet and not say much of anything. I'm not going to give her anymore ammunition that she can twist and use against me anymore.

Well, today's my day to work on income tax preparation - isn't that a "downer" then? Our appointment is on Friday afternoon so I suppose I better get my ducks in a row!!

More gossip tomorrow - okay?

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Jane is such an oaf. A dopey oaf.

Anonymous said...

I was reading about Jane while eating my PB&J sandwich for lunch....now my PB&J is in the garbage...reading about Jane is good for my diet.

Lena . . . said...

Dang! I guess I'll have to look at Jane in a NEW LIGHT! One that's beneficial to my diet. Thanks for the laugh.

YankeeChick said...

So good to see you back. And yeah, it must be tough to eat at the same table as a big bag of toxic waste!

art sez: said...

when i was a kid, and tryed to do what jane did, nana would give me a good backhand and say: ne mangez pas avec votre bouche complète!!

dont talk with your mouth full!!

art sez: said...

when i was a kid, and tryed to do what jane did, nana would give me a good backhand and say: ne mangez pas avec votre bouche complète!!

dont talk with your mouth full!!

bluesleepy said...

A grown woman with food falling out of her mouth as she speaks??? What, was she raised in a barn??? *sigh* I'm sorry you have to be around her. What a nasty woman.